… as the great Elvis Costello once sang, or if you prefer Britney “Oops, I did it again”!

That’s right I fell over again, not once, but twice, on the same night, within the same hour! For those that don’t know, I am considered an expert in falling over, if it was an Olympic event I would win gold every time. I’ve been doing it ever since I could stand up, so just over 50 years. My knees are covered in scars and are a bit tender when I kneel.

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